Day 16: No, Canada!

I am no longer Canadian.  The procedure was quick, inexpensive, and relatively painless.  I’m told there may be some lingering side effects, but they should clear up in a few days, eh?

However, I am now apparently not from anywhere.  Þjóðskrá Íslands lists me in the national registry, but my place of origin is “unknown.”

Perhaps that explains the pod in the storage room.
Perhaps that explains the pod in the storage room.

I’m sure it will all be straightened out in a few more days.  Really.

Image:  Donald Sutherland, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (MGM, 1978).

2 thoughts on “Day 16: No, Canada!

  1. Another piece for the Puzzle Palace to put into place. One can’t help but think that the sanitizing of your background and personal information is not somehow connected with Jade Helm 15, which starts today. I wouldn’t be surprised if next week you report that you had completely dropped off the national registry. This all screams sleeper agent (I particularly like the stories of you touring remote spots by yourself to photograph key infrastructure). More like Le Carre than Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

    On a more serious note, you might want to rethink the viability of alternative energy. I have it on good authority (at least according to Valentina Zharkova) that we are headed into a mini ice age. Remember, science does not lie.

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