I am no longer Canadian. The procedure was quick, inexpensive, and relatively painless. I’m told there may be some lingering side effects, but they should clear up in a few days, eh?
However, I am now apparently not from anywhere. Þjóðskrá Íslands lists me in the national registry, but my place of origin is “unknown.”
I’m sure it will all be straightened out in a few more days. Really.
Image: Donald Sutherland, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (MGM, 1978).